Can Anyone In Melbourne Find A Home For Casper, The Horrible Cat Who Simply Loves To Fuck?

Meet Casper, the exotic short-haired cat who simply loves to fuck. He could be Melbourne’s most virile creature, and he’s looking for a new home.

via PetRescue.com.au

There’s no way we could describe this 11-year-old gent without referring to his PetRescue profile, which sums up his special needs better than we ever could: “He’s white, he’s old, he has absolutely no concept of personal space & he’s got a lot to say about everything!” the profile reads, adding that Casper has an infatuation with piss.

“Casper’s 2 favorite things in life are to pee on everything you love (spreading his manly musk to deter literally anything with a penis from trying to steal his lovers),” the profile reads, “& then to make it up to you by gently mounting you & aggressively thrusting against your neck (yes that’s correct, he will make sweet love to your neck)”.

via PetRescue.com.au

Casper’s current carers make it very clear that old mate suffers from anxiety, and could revert to less full-on behaviours if he finds a place where he can be the man of the house.

“In return for accommodating his needs,” the profile reads, “Casper will provide you with unconditional love, lots of slightly creepy massages and a really lovely old bloke for company.”

That prodigiously horny Adopt Me page has already earned him a small but devoted fandom. The folks over at Melbourne’s Ice Cream Social this week dedicated a cake to that little “stud muffin”, and even managed to present Casper with a slice.

Writer Brydie-Lee Kennedy also shared Casper’s PetRescue profile on Twitter Thursday afternoon, exposing him to even more would-be suitors.

“Will anyone in Victoria take a chance on this appalling pervert of a cat?” she asked.

https://twitter.com/BrydieLK/status/1334430649822846976

The answer to that question appears to be a tentative yes. Instagram user @noodlejnr, who also met Casper and the cat’s current foster family, said the wretched little fucker could be in line for a forever home.

“Casper is meeting a potential new mum this week everybody fingers crossed for pissboy!” they wrote. 

Godspeed, Casper.


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