Young J-Trudeau Would Take You Out For A Seafood Dinner & Never Call Again

Oh, so you think you’ve seen and heard enough about how Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is soooo dreamy and sooo kind and soooo LGBT-friendly and sooo good at not getting his arm yanked off by the Tufty Carrot in charge of the USA?

Well prepare to eat some seriously sexy crow, because photos of Trudeau in his sun-kissed, six-packed youth have surfaced and Twitter/the entire world is in full Gaston-fan-girl-style meltdown. 

Young Justin Trudeau could run me over with a semi and I’d say thank you pic.twitter.com/oVDwWuQEio

— Silence Dogood (@SarahLeckwatch) February 28, 2017

Step aside young Biden. These photos prove young Justin Trudeau is who you should be hitting with a 1:37am “u up?” https://t.co/vCMiRNVTKE pic.twitter.com/q3UMWGkfje

— ?van Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) February 28, 2017

Isn’t there a law against global leaders being so, y’know… hot? Judging by the internet’s reaction, people would vote for this man if he ate a puppy on live TV. I mean, could you blame them? Look at that smoulder:

good morning to everyone, especially young Justin Trudeau pic.twitter.com/huNoGXIknz

— Yodit Denu (@DenuIn_ItRight) February 26, 2017

And maybe because of his passing resemblance to another smokin’ North American bad boy…

…people are really picking up on that sexy douchebag vibe.

young justin trudeau is here to stand you up at prom and break your heart https://t.co/0dTQ6RYGSh

— kelly (@kickinson) February 28, 2017

Young Justin Trudeau looks like the camp counselor your mom warned you about who got that girl pregnant last summer but kept his job. pic.twitter.com/8Wn91A5g37

— Charles PM (@CharlesPulliam) February 28, 2017

Young Justin Trudeau would tell you he’s never met anyone like you, then immediately sleep with your best friend. Young Justin Trudeau would pash you behind the senior common room on the last day of school and pretend he didn’t recognise you the next term. Young Justin Trudeau would pretend to love the Valentine’s Day card you slaved over for him, and then leave it in the trash for you to find.

Actually, fuck young Justin Trudeau. I hate that guy.