Ohmyholyfuckingshit you guys, her Royal Maj THE QUEEN is looking for a social media editor.
Interested? This could be your big break to work in Buckingham Palace, get your hot content out to world, and maybe even become the first person in history to *literally* royally fuck up by accidentally tweeting from your personal account.
The job description implies that it’ll involve trailing the nonagenarian ’round Royal events and covering them, which means it could also be your chance to meet and marry / bone Prince Harry.
“Whether you’re covering a state visit, award ceremony or royal engagement, you’ll make sure our digital channels consistently spark interest and reach a range of audiences.”
So tell me, PEDESTRIAN.TV, what’s this gig all about then?
WELL. “It’s knowing your content will be viewed by millions.
“It’s about never standing still and finding new ways to maintain The Queen’s presence in the public eye and on the world stage. This is what makes working for the Royal Household exceptional.”
Does it include Snapchat?
Maybe? “With an eye to the future, you’ll work to hone and shape our digital communications through sharing best practice, understanding new technologies and stimulating creativity.”
And will it pay me well?
Ah. “Having your work shared around the world will be the biggest reward.”
The pay is between £45,000 – £50,000 per annum ($AU82,670 – $AU91,856), but since Lizzie could probably hock an ashtray and double it, it’s not what you might consider ‘great’.
On the plus side, benefits include free lunch and managing negative press using the power of memes.
Thanks, P.TV! —> Where do I sign up? <—
Source: The Royal Household.
Photos: Getty / Ben Stansall / Tim Graham.