How’s your Tuesday going? Is it okay? Pretty slow and blegh?
NAH NOT ANY MORE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING VINE OF IRL SATAN DONALD TRUMP ACCIDENTALLY REFERRING TO AMERICA’S WORST TERRORIST ATTACK AS ‘7/11’:
Donald, you silly duffer! You meant NINE ELEVEN, as in the 11th of September, 2001. 7/11 is the name of a convenience store chain! Or it means the 11th of July, in America. Or in Australia, it means the 7th of November! Which makes much more sense.
Oh man, let us all pray that we never get old, right? Or if this senile sociopath becomes the President of the United States of America, let us pray that we get old very fast and let our children deal with this gigantic fucking mess.
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