You can go ahead and thank Toronto-based blogger Anne Thériault for your daily dose of schadenfreude, after she witnessed a horrendous first date going on at the table next to her in a coffee shop and, like any good internet citizen, live-tweeted the whole thing.

On one side of the table, an aspiring writer and coffee snob who probably doesn’t look as much like James Franco as he thinks he does; on the other, a woman seriously questioning the life choices that led her to this moment. 

Witness the mini-tragedy play out below: 

 

ICYMI, a few months ago, an English woman faked her own death via a series of increasingly hectic texts to try and escape a creepy dude she met online. Dating: it’s fucked.

via Refinery 29