Woman Whose Fakies Were Popped By A Roo Talks Her “Favourite” Boob’s Demise

ICYMI the most bloody ‘Strayan yarn that ever was this morning, a woman named Sharon had her breast implants popped by a goddamn kangaroo.

Sharon Heinrich and her mate Helen Slater were on a leisurely bike ride in South Australia when the roo – “a big one” – jumped off an embankment onto Sharon, and then used Sharon to bounce off onto Helen.

Helen copped a concussion, Shazza found herself with “busted airbags”, and the roo is fine and feeling quite pleased with himself (probably). 

Sharon went on ‘The Project‘ tonight (of course) to talk busted boobs, and confirmed what we’ve all suspected for centuries: that everybody has a favourite boob.

When asked which one hurt the most, she says: “It’s mainly this one here, my favourite. I knew it was hurt.” WE FKN KNEW IT, SHAZZA.

TBH, she’s a bloody ledge. Watch the whole interview below.

Source: Channel 10.