WIN: Score Tix To PTV’s Massive Weekend Of Self Care, Goats & Naked Firemen

At this point, every time I go to write a single word about PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Selfish Weekend presented by The House of Angostura, I get so distracted by planning out all the cool shit I wanna see and do that everything nearly falls to the wayside.

It’s frankly far too much excitement for me to consider being in the same venue as both baby goats and naked fireman, and honestly, I think that’s pretty fucking justifiable.

Now, the big day is just around the corner (on March 16th and 17th at Sydney’s cool-as-shit La Porte Space) and we’re so damn hyped that we want to give a select lucky few of you the opportunity to come along and gush over the rippling pectorals and bleating goat babies yourself.

WIN A SELFISH WEEKEND AWAY OR TICKETS TO SYDNEY’S SELFISH WEEKEND EVENT

All you’ve gotta do to win yourself entry to this massively jam-packed event is tell us in 25 words or less, what makes you feel bitter?

If you’re one of the lucky winners, we’ll sling you free entry to Selfish Weekend where you’ll be able to get a gander at all the goods (and score a gift bag to the value of $100+ so HELL YES GIVVUS THE FREE SHIT).

And while your eyes may be drawn to these hunks and adorable animals, don’t forget that there’s so much other stuff on. From talks about mysteries, murder and intrigue through to a lesson in how to cum (oh yeah, that’s variety for ya), there’s something for everyone.

Personally? I’m eyeing off the vibrator races – there’s something so enticing about watching a bunch of lil’ vibey bois buzzing down a racetrack. I’m all for it in the extreme.

In the meantime, you can still buy tickets HERE, but get a wriggle on ASAP coz it’s getting down to crunch time and you’re not gonna wanna miss out on an entire weekend of pampering.

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