When the WIN News Twitter account asked us to ‘Take a look at what’s making news tonight’ we didn’t expect to be taking a look at a giant cock in the sky, but it’s 2020 and I don’t know how I expected any different.
Merely an hour ago, WIN News Illawarra tweeted out their daily preview of tonights news topics, opening with a report on “wild” weather in NSW, and what followed was wild indeed.
A clip of the thunder and lightning casually appeared to be a giant Demi- god hovering in the sky. Reigning down on Earth bringing the apocalypse with him- complete with gigantic shlong. The clip was taken down minutes later, but of course, Twitter will thankfully let it live forever and was soon resurrected when @cameronwilson reposted it. See below, it’s precisely the kind of shit I live for.
https://twitter.com/cameronwilson/status/1263324396527083521
Here is a screen shot for your pleasure.
After a careful study of this unique body and thorough dick analysis, the Pedestrian team can confirm the footage is not real. You are not just seeing horny shapes in the clouds, but some ledge of the photoshop game edited in the official mascot of 2020, Wardy Joybert The Third.
But also genie Jafar vibes?
We’re not sure how exactly Huge Penis Guy made it into the local news bulletin, but doubtless WIN are asking that same question, too.
In honour of this, I’ll leave you with THAT SCENE from Austin Powers 2.
