We’ve Hit Peak Herald Sun; Today’s Front Page Was 2 Dank 2 Handle

How, oh how, did this pass multiple levels to be approved as a front page?
Please enjoy today’s Herald Sun front page, regarding Geelong admitting to ordering performance-enhancing drugs from a legit human called Stephen Dank:
Luckily there is a /r/ to help the poor headline writer, who was more than likely coerced into doing this:
And we will forever remember this day, as the day The Herald Sun may have tried to make ‘funny LOLs about teh memes’ and it has been a good run but the internet is dead now goodbye forever friends