They told us it could not happen. THEY PROMISED. 

Except Apple didn’t really promise anything; Macs have always just had a smaller user base, and so these shitbag humans who create viruses don’t target Macs/OS as significantly as they do PC’s/Windows. It’s entirely possible to create viruses to take down a Macs’ operating system, it’s just never been as fruitful (pardon the pun) for hackers.

Until now, apparently. Look out for these sneaky fuckers:

1) Malware that bypasses Apple’s security privileges, and runs as if it is an administrator of your computer. So, it can install itself without your motherfuckin’ password, people, and then you are fucked.

2) A terrifying-sounding firmware ‘worm’ virus that can be spread, potentially, through hardware. Yeah… hardware. It’s called Thunderstrike 2, and ultimately, it sounds completely and totally fucked.

Apparently, this shithead of a worm can infiltrate your computer via an email, or message. It can spread via ethernet adaptors, and possibly other hardware connection tools too. So if you plug some stupidly expenno adaptor into an uninfected computer, you are fucked

We’re All Fucked: Some Scary Viruses Are A’Comin For Our Macs

So in conclusion, let’s quit the Apple vs. PC vs. Android vs. Windows vs. whoever quarrelling, because we are all fucked.

GET IN THE BIN, COMPUTERS. YOU ARE THE WORST. 

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via Wired/The Guardian