Well, It’s Confirmed: Terry Richardson Is Gonna Be A Dad


Hello reader! 

God, it’s a gorgeous day, ain’t it? The weather is glorious; birds are a-singin’, people are a-laughin’. These lovely springtime days truly do give you hope that there’s some good in the world. Right?
NOPE. WRONG. FALSE. INCORRECTO. NUP. FAUX. 错!
In the past few days, there’s been some gossip column murmurings that controversial photographer Terry Richardson was going to be a father. Everything was a little too ‘our very legit source is ya mates friends grandmother’s dog’ for our liking, so we left it alone, hoping and praying to the gods of pop culture that it wasn’t true.
Now, we have to accept that it’s IRL – Terry’s long-time assistant and girlfriend Alexandra Bolotow is with child. x 2. Which means Terry’s not only gonna be a dad, but he’s actually spawned TWO mini-Terry’s. He is going to be responsible for moulding the minds and guiding the actions of two actual living human beings
He confirmed it on Instagram:
Look, everyone’s a little uneasy about Terry (READ: they dead set hate him) since the plethora of sexual assault accusations, through with Alex staunchly defended him. But from the caption of the Insty photo, it sounds like the couple may have been trying to get pregnant and finding it difficult for a while, which is a really devastating process for anyone to go through. 
So it’s nice that they finally succeeded… we guess? Dunno. 
(Look, we tried. But impartial journalism is v hard when creepy people are creepy, y’know?) 
 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Image via Getty. 

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