Weed Nutella Exists In Canada And People Are Consuming The Shit Outta It

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March 22, 2016

HOLY CRAPBALLS YOU GUYS.

Weed Nutella is a thing that exists. It is the year of our lord 2016, and we find ourselves #blessed with someone who combined Nutella with cannabis extract, because these are the glorious, stoner-positive, frankenfood times we live in, pals. And what a delicious time it is.

Coming to our attention courtesy of Vice – and now going bonkers across the interwebs – Chrontella is a $US23 bottle of the hazelnut good stuff + 300mg of cannabis extract. It ain’t cheap, but the best things never are.

“It’s taken the cannabis community by storm,” said Jamie Carlton, manager of Qualimeds dispensary in Canada, the only country where you can buy the stuff. “It’s not just a cookie. Now I can medicate with my morning toast.”

And stoners Canada-wide appear to be doing just that:

Thanks @chrontella for such a tasty morning! #hamiltonvapefamily #chrontella #incredibleedibles #stonersofinstagram #shatterday

A photo posted by David Whyte (@ohgeekushman) on Jan 23, 2016 at 7:40am PST

#breakfest #chrontella #hamiltonvapefamily #hamiltonvapesecretsesh #420 @hamilton_vape

A photo posted by Dabbagepatchkid?????????? (@cronic_cannabis_canada) on Jan 30, 2016 at 12:58pm PST

#breakfast #happyfriday #igfam #hamiltonvapefamily #hamiltonvapesquad @chrontella on my #Toast #chrontella #breakfastofchampions #medicated @canadiankushkitten @ali.morg #kushkittens #hamiltonvapegirls #hamiltonvapegirl #HamiltonVapeSecretSesh #hamiltonvape #Sponsers #feelfreetojoin #mykindofmeds #300mgs #Goodmorning #incredibleedibles

A photo posted by #HamiltonVape (@hamilton_vape) on Jan 22, 2016 at 6:42am PST

Or they’re baking it into muffins:

#pure#white#henny#vanilla#frosting#medicated#banana#muffin#with#chrontella#centers#breakfast#of#champions#sscapproved @chrontella

A photo posted by PKscrews1%er (@pk_screws_ssc) on Jan 23, 2016 at 6:17am PST

Or into cakes:

Breakfast of Champs #medibles #chrontella #hamiltonvape #420 #wakeandbake #highlife #staylifted #staymedicated

A photo posted by @ohcannabis420 on Feb 27, 2016 at 6:17am PST

Or using it as some kind of delicious topping:

Good Morning #wakeandbake #wakenbakedaily #bong #chrontella #medibles #loud #hash #topshelflife #kief #weedporn #weedstagram #weed #stonersociety #stonernation #stonerdays #stoner #highlife #highsociety #hightimes #high #420 #hamiltonvape #bluedream #letsbakecanada #letsgethigh #cloudsovercanada

A photo posted by @ohcannabis420 on Mar 6, 2016 at 6:39am PST

Or just plain ol’ dipping shit into it:

Munchies #munchies #medibles #staymedicated #staylifted #420 #highlife #highsociety #chrontella #firebars #chroniccola #bho #kush #concentrates #purplekush #weedporn #weed #weedstagram #710

A photo posted by @ohcannabis420 on Feb 28, 2016 at 5:29pm PST

And yeah this one isn’t food but how fucking cute is this cat:

Thats my boy ?? #chrontella #weedporn #weedstagram #weed #highlife #highsociety #hightimes #high #medibles #stonercat #stonernation #stayhigh #420 #cannabiscommunity

A photo posted by @ohcannabis420 on Mar 19, 2016 at 5:37pm PDT

Heaps cute, that’s what.

So yeah, apparently, Chrontella is only available in Canada.

And according to the Border of Immigration and Detention, the Australian Federal Police, and the Australian Border Force, you *definitely* can’t bring any home with you.

So… BRB, moving to Canada?