Oh maaaaaaaaaaan, you guys. You were warned about this, but you got your #sorrynotsorry on instead.
According to The Age, people are still furiously and with little regard for the law the environment THEIR OWN LIVES jumping all over Sydney’s Insta-famous location, ‘Wedding Cake Rock’. So now, fines are coming into play.
The NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service did a geotechnical report after the rock became a social media phenom, which found that the formation of the rock made is extremely unstable. Rocks are scattered beneath it because it is legitimately and without doubt fucken falling apart beneath the IG photo of your feet that you just took.
The NPWS tried putting up a fence with huge signs saying ‘DON’T RISK YOUR LIFE FOR A PHOTO (YOU GIANT IDIOTS)’.
But instead, you chose to take photos of yourselves jumping over the sign, and uploaded those to Insta. Moments before your death, potentially:
So, because of this insolent badassery, the NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service officers are now gonna be issuing fines. You wanna risk your life for an Insta photo? That’s gonna cost ya ca$h money. Somewhere between $100 and $300.
“Normally a mature response from any adult to being told that something is highly dangerous is to say ‘Thanks for letting me know’ and backing away.
This is a genuine imminent danger at Wedding Cake Rock, so we’re going to have to step in and take decisive action,” said NPWS Regional Manager Gary Dunnett.
But y’all don’t care.
YOU
CRAZY
MOTHERFUCKERS.
(Honestly though, it’s a white rock. IDGI.)
Source: The Age.
Photo: Instagram.
