Earlier today, former Republican hopeful and primary Zodiac Killer suspect Ted Cruz announced he was ending his campaign early, following Donald Trump‘s landslide Indiana primary win.
It comes as a true shock to his most ardent supporters…
Shouldn’t #TedCruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term?
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) May 4, 2016
…but not, tbh, to anyone else.
Cruz – flunked by his parents, kids, and wife Heidi – told a devo Indiana crowd that “together, we left it all on the field in Indiana. We gave it everything we’ve got. But the voters chose another path. And so, with a heavy heart, but with boundless optimism for the longterm future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign.”
Then, as politicians are wont to do, he turned to hug his fam… ACCIDENTALLY CLOCKING HIS WIFE IN THE FACE.
Ted Cruz ends campaign by accidentally hitting, elbowing his wife in the face pic.twitter.com/epO1tzKgTT
— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) May 4, 2016
As you can see, she recovered soon enough, but overcoming from the trauma of having Ted Cruz as a husband?? Only time will tell.
And so ends the campaign of one Ted Cruz, who will now be heading back to the Senate (where he is wildly unpopular).
Or does he have another path to follow?
Whoever noticed this, thank you lol pic.twitter.com/MsObyqzCxX
— Bailey Jay (@BaileyJayTweets) May 4, 2016
We’ll be ready.