
I told you @TIME Magazine would never pick me as person of the year despite being the big favorite They picked person who is ruining Germany
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 9, 2015

Time no doubt gives exactly zero fucks Trump’s throwing his toys out of the pram over their decision, but they did decide to bring him down a couple of notches by tweeting a “previously unreleased blooper” of an American bald eagle called Uncle Sam (HOW’Z THE SYMBOLISM) scaring the living fuck out of him during a cover shoot for the magazine last August.
It’s just… it’s really great. The part where it messes up his toupee? Someone give that bird a medal.
Meanwhile, a petition calling for Trump to be barred from entering the UK has gathered more than 300,000 names, which means that MPs will have to consider debating it (any petition with more than 100,000 signatures is automatically considered for debate in Parliament.)

It’s a good day, TBH.
Wait, wait – before you go, just one more time.

Source: Time.