But goddamn, he can be endearing, and that charisma is best displayed when he gets on with the jollier elements of running a nation.
For his final Thanksgiving turkey pardon, the POTUS cranked up his cheesy jokes as far as the Constitution’s First Amendment would allow.
It’d be groanworthy if a) he weren’t the man he is, and b) if we didn’t have the humourless and reprehensible-for-other-reasons Donald Trump following in his footsteps.
Anyway, enough about politics. Watch the certified father unload his wisdom below, and wonder if we’ll ever get an onion pardon of our own: