WATCH: Most English Person Ever Stephen Fry Explains The U.K. To Tourists

Stephen Fry: comedian, actor, writer, know-it-all, British spirit animal, endlessly lovable tweed aficionado… national travel ambassador.

In a new video for Heathrow Airport, Fry’s tasked with breaking down some of the U.K’s most subtle, difficult rules of social etiquette for hapless newcomers. Take queuing, for example, which is somewhat of national passtime up there. 
The logic makes sense, too – then again, the dude isn’t known for his lack of insight, as his velvet voice tells us “oh, we Brits do love a queue. It’s reassuring for us to know the thing we’ve decided to do is so popular, we’re unable to do it immediately.”  Obviously.
God help you though if you fuck up the natural order of things by “foolishly embarking on a conversation,” as he so delicately puts it. Still, those harsh vibes are settled by his final message: “make yourself at home.”

Home is anywhere you are, mate. Get cultured below:

Photo: Youtube.

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