Sometimes you come in to work thinking that you’ve seen it all; thinking that you can’t possibly be surprised by anything anymore; thinking that the Internet has finally run out of new ways to furrow the ole’ brow.
And then sometimes you come across a video of a bloke swigging from a VB tallie and horsing around with his very large pet snake whilst neck deep in a body of water.
Brisbane muso Indy Bones snapped this video of the bloke having an absolute belter of a time with his slithering pal at Tallebudgera Beach on the Gold Coast over the weekend.
The video, posted to Instagram, shows the snake happily swimming back to his buddy, before the bloke tosses the snake back out into the water.
AND THEN HE GIVES IT A LITTLE KISSY.
LOOK AT THIS, WOULD YOU.
Shut it down. Shut it all down. Close everything. It’s over.
This is, without question, the most wholly, purely, 100% ‘Strayan thing we have ever, ever seen.
Source: The Gold Coast Bulletin.