WATCH: Kochie Practically Offers Pauline His Car To Do Migrant Airport Runs

We know the obvious immediate response to that headline is “fuck no,” but for the purposes of public interest we press on regardless.

Following on from Pauline Hanson‘s opening senatorial speech yesterday evening, a virtual find/replace job done from her original maiden speech back in 1996, Hanson has appeared on Channel Seven‘s morning grumblefest ‘Sunrise‘ to not so much be put on the grill, as more have a light dusting of sugar applied to her caustic words that now permanently reside in Hansard.
The show, which for months featured Hanson as a regular (paid) guest and as such is at least partly responsible for putting her back in the senate, brought Hanson on to discuss her speech, with host David Koch casting a sympathetic ear over her sentiments, going so far as to suggest he’d be willing to help Hanson drive immigrants back to the airport if they “didn’t respect this country and our culture.”
Hanson also refuted co-host Natalie Barr‘s assertion that Australia’s muslim population is only 2.2%, because not only has she read that it’s a whopping TWO POINT FOUR instead, but that she’s “heard” that “they” are “having a lot of children.”

How’s this for a barnburner of a quote:


“I have a lot of people, Lebanese Christians, that have come up to me in the street and said ‘Pauline, you are so right, we lost our country.’”


Just for funsies, take that line and replace “Lebanese Christians” with “Americans” or “good people” and then replace “Pauline” with “Donald” or “Mr. Trump.

We’re half surprised she didn’t describe her speech as a “huge success,” TBH.

Source: 7 News Queensland/Twitter.

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