WATCH: John Oliver Explains Why Your NY Resolution Fuck-Up Is Inevitable

You were so positive, weren’t you? You naïve, naïve human. 
That promise you made to the cosmos that you were going to cook at home more, or swearing to the high heavens that you wouldn’t drink as much booze this year? Yep, you’ve probably already dun goofed it. 
John Oliver knows this. He knows what you’ve done this summer. And he is here now, to help you… well, fuck it up less.  

John Oliver helps you revise the New Year’s resolutions you’ve already failed to keep.

Posted by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on Sunday, 3 January 2016

Broaden your resolutions, mates. Expand them. Don’t resign yourself to a January filled with disappointment and regret, all because you pigeonholed yourself by posting a overly specific #newyearnewme photo on Insty.
We believe in you. 
Thankfully, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is returning very soon, on Feb 14. God, we’ve missed that limey bastard.

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