Watch John Oliver And Sarah Silverman Tell You Why You Should Never, Ever Get A Payday Loan

Holy mother of god, if you ever find yourself in a position where you’re short of cash and in dire trouble and need money before your next payday arrives, listen to this: Do NOT, under any circumstances, get a Payday Loan. Don’t do it ever. Don’t even think about it. What should you do instead? Literally anything, ANYTHING else.

John Oliver and his magnificent team of hilarious informers at Last Week Tonight have now set their sights on the payday loan industry, and its horrid, many tentacled, hydra-like shoddy business practices – this is, after all, an industry whose bread and butter is trapping customers in endless repayment cycles and fleecing them for all they’re worth.
Along with Sarah Silverman, they present an alternative to payday loans (any-fucking-thing else, seriously) and give a horrifying look into not only the cyclical nature of the business cycle, but how deeply entrenched the business is in the political system, allowing them to seemingly forever stay one step ahead of any legislative hurdles.
Seriously, kids. We can never stress this enough. Do anything else – sell blood, toenails, dance for nickels, even debase yourself in the ultimate fashion and try your hand at stand-up comedy – than get a payday loan.

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