All round sick c*nt Jaydos returns in a beer-soaked PSA detailing the Jay-dos and Jay-don’ts of the Melbourne Cup.
From why you should shelve creatine powder (please don’t) and spill drinks on “hot to trot cup chicks” (please don’t do that either), to dealing with issues like seccys, eccys, bodily functions and why triple dumping is the new double dumping, Australia’s unofficial cultural ambassador provides us with an exhaustive guide on how to be the worst guy at the races.
Please don’t pay attention to of any of this.
Via Stoney Roads
