WATCH: Iconic Aussie Goods Feel The Wrath Of YouTube’s Hydraulic Press

YouTube have gone ahead and launched their own premium streaming service, and they’ve even announced their focus on original drama content. Good on ’em, honestly, but we can only hope the digital juggernaut won’t forget where their true value lies: in demonstrating how humans worldwide use their resources to destroy random shit. 

The Slow-Mo Guys hate fruit with a passion, and film its destruction with (quelle suprise) slow-motion cameras. FPSRussia tries his hardest to make us forget about our peerless gun control laws by blowing shit to smithereens with heavy weaponry. Yet, one channel stands above them all: from the frozen wastes of Finland, Hydraulic Press Channel match the utility of their name by CRUSHING. EVERYTHING.

Now, the loveable/terrifying Scandinavian duo have demonstrated what they do with gifts from Australia. Instead of relishing the goodies from a nation where the sun is a thing that exists for more than five weeks a year, our friends from near the Arctic decided our offerings deserve punishment. Understandable, considering they were unprepared for the intense experience that is Vegemite.

Cricket balls? Crushed. Footy? Surprisingly durable, but crushed. Violet Crumble? Oh, go on, just watch the video already:

At the very least, we can thank ’em for reminding us how danjeroos koalas can be.

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