WATCH: Friendlyjordies Drops In, Tunes Out On Cone-Pulling Surfie Culcha

As much as we love it when Friendlyjordies turns his uniquely vitriolic attentions to all matters political, we absolutely bloody love it when he decides to skewer certain sections of society.
His scorching Stereosonic takedown is a fucking first ballot Hall of Fame candidate, and others (like the Schoolies or Bali ones) have been just as good.
And now, we have this; a searing, and bloody hilarious pisstake of territorial beach bum types who, at least according to Jordan, are really only concerned with surf reports and the business end of a Gatorade Saxophone.

Bless you and your bitter, fucked up heart, Jordan Shanks. Do not ever change.
Not now. Not ever.

Source: Friendlyjordies/YouTube.

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