It’s a tough time to be an Australian at the moment, dear pals. After enduring the nightmare of one of our trademark ferociously mild winters, we’ve finally hit the point where the shackles of the cold weather can be thrown off and we can start thinking about shorts once again.
But oh lol, nope. Can’t do that without bloodshed, can we? Because magpie season is well and truly upon us and thus we must once again band together to stave off death from above.
And who better to display the sheer nightmare of magpie swooping season than those honest animated battlers, Damo & Darren?
Demented genius Michael Cusack‘s latest episode in the on-going saga of those whose brains are ciggy butts has things going absolutely pear-shaped for them whilst attempting a servo run.
Hell, magpie season is such a vile, vicious thing that even the New York Times is acknowledging this most curious of periods that we endure annually.
During magpie swooping season, Australians band together as if motivated by a national war effort https://t.co/ZGMBywNKDF
— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 15, 2016
How’s this bloody response on it, though?
@nytimes a country that lost a war to fucking emus, my thoughts and prayers are with Australia
— ?GIPPO DUDEE? (@DudeeGippo) September 15, 2016
M8 have YOU ever tried to bash an emu? It’s really fucking hard.
Source: Michael Cusack/YouTube.
