The Victorian State Election is slated for tomorrow, and is looming as being a litmus test for political trends nationwide. The incumbent Liberal Government, led by Premier Denis Napthine, currently trails in last minute opinion polls, which give the Daniel Andrews-led Labor Party a 52 – 48 lead.
The campaign trail has been notable for the complete and total absence of Federal Liberal Leader and Prime Minister Tony Abbott during the final stages of campaigning, with Foreign Minister Julie Bishop instead sent to be by Premier Napthine’s side as he attempts to prevent the Victorian Liberal Party from becoming a one term anomaly. Whilst Bishop lambasted suggestions that Abbott is “box office poison” as being “absolute rubbish,” former Victorian Premier Steve Bracks noted that he couldn’t remember the last time a Federal Party leader did not contribute to final campaigning in any state election, much less one as important to Federal concerns as Victoria.
But meanwhile in the seat of Bentleigh, a local truck driver/absolute full donk fuckin’ legend Peter Bayley spotted TV cameras outside Liberal candidate Elizabeth Miller‘s offices and decided he’d had enough.
In a spirited tirade, he labelled Liberal Government “losers,” and stated “Frankly, no one deserves my vote. Because they haven’t earned my vote.“
“The bullshit just keeps comin’ at ya.“
Fuckin’ ay, Pete. Fuckin’ ay.
The Victorian State Election is tomorrow, Saturday the 29th of November. Make sure you find a polling booth with a good sausage sizzle.
