Victoria Police have issued an appeal for drivers to please, please stop using phones while driving, after motorists were caught watching porn while on the go last night.
Outside of “punters watching pornos, we had people watching movies, we had one guy that had a movie going and another phone so he could talk to his friends” Fryer said.
We’ve never loaded up some smut while popping down to the shop, but we imagine the lap technique came into it for some of the porn-drivers, too.
In response to that issue, Fryer indicated a belief that blocking phone data to drivers could be a viable option.
That’s certainly a contentious proposal, and problematic on more than a few fronts, so we’ll just say this: put your goddamn phones away, and save the silky toss for home.
