
In news that includes both domestic abuse and gun violence, yet reads as completely ridiculous, a US man has fired shots at his wife and daughter after one of them allegedly bit into his grilled cheese sandwich.
I saw a man on a porch who appeared to be yelling at police when we drove by. Police have the 7100 block of Baltimore St blocked off #WBAL pic.twitter.com/yEKtTJwK20
— Vanessa Herring (@VanessaWBAL) January 9, 2017
More: #Dundalk man engages @BACOPoliceFire in 3+ hour long standoff over someone biting into his grilled cheese sandwich. #WBAL pic.twitter.com/Cjn3XjFPbP
— Vanessa Herring (@VanessaWBAL) January 9, 2017
#NotTheOnion https://t.co/QPrdesMuaw
— Amanda (@mandaguagliardo) January 9, 2017
Dude is literally trying to keep a straight face describing what happened https://t.co/3z2AZPqiXa
— Exavier Pope (@exavierpope) January 9, 2017
And the winner of this week’s edition of “Headlines You Just Can’t Make Up”: https://t.co/Fb6fbzMGG5
— Brad Freitas (@Chopper4Brad) January 9, 2017