Twitter’s Obsessed W/ An Aggressively Sexy Kangaroo Lounging Outside A Dunny

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January 11, 2018

We regret to inform you that the Australian wildlife is at it again. This time, the local fauna terrorising an innocent tourist is neither a snake, nor a spider, nor a fire-wielding bird of prey. Nope, it’s a sexy kangaroo.

A sexy kangaroo loitering outside a public toilet, no less. French tourist Sandrina Duniau came across the giant beast and its sultry pose outside the dunnies at John Forrest National Park, about 24km east of Perth.

However instead of bolting and immediately phoning the police, Duniau took a photo of the seductive marsupial (she still decided to use different facilities). She told News.com.au:

It was so funny — I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it was posed like that. I wouldn’t have been surprised if it had said, ‘Hey girl, what’s up?’

It was right in the middle of the toilets blocking the entrance to the doorway and there was no way I was brave enough to go and bother it.

I couldn’t believe it and thought wow — only in Australia would something like this ever happen. I love kangaroos so much and I just think they’re adorable. This one was particularly funny and cute the way it was posed.”

That’s no cute animal, mate – that’s a ruthless sex pest trying to pull a fast one on you.

Nevertheless, the internet, as always, has really taken to Sexy Roo (shout out to the NT News, on point as always).