Twitter’s Going Berserk With Theories About Beyoncé’s Blessed New Beybies

In case you hadn’t heard, Empress of the World Beyoncé has reportedly given birth to the most anticipated twins of the millennium (and they’re Geminis at that). 
And considering that Queen Bey is pretty much the biggest icon in popular culture at the moment, it makes sense that people are going – hmm, what’s the phrase for this – absolutely fucking batshit crazy about it. 
Things aren’t helped by the fact that there has been exactly zero official announcement as of yet – all the coverage of the twins’ birth centres around a single “source”, who told People:
“Bey and Jay are thrilled and have started sharing the news with their family and closest friends.”
So to say that the atmosphere in the Beyhive is electric with anticipation would be a gigantic understatement. 
Most of the online brouhaha is centred around three things: the babies’ sex; the babies’ names; and the overwhelming and euphoric sense that we are witnessing the second coming of Christ in the form of a billionaire celebrity couple’s twins. 

Those pink and blue balloons might seem like a dead giveaway, but considering that Jay-Z might have possibly leaked that the twins are girls… we’re not making any premature calls yet. 
And I mean, come on, guys. It’s Beyoncé. Even immediately post-labour, she’s going to be on top of her shit – best to just sit back, keep Instagram refreshing, and enjoy the suspense. 
Image: Beyonce.com.

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