Who among us hasn’t pissed themselves when drunk? If your response was ‘I haven’t’, then I haven’t either, and anyone who has is gross.
While I personally have never pissed myself while drunk, especially not after a particularly huge night at Ric’s when I was 22, friends of friends have told me that it happens sometimes, as evidenced by the experience of Twitter user @KallieLeigh:
https://twitter.com/KallieLeigh/status/998603924113412096
Using the strategic brain of a genius, Kallie decided to rob a vindictive ex of any leverage they might have had by sharing with the world that she, a month and a half ago, had a few too many cold ones and profoundly missed the toilet.
Was she met with derision? Scorn? Mockery? No, she was met with the kind of love, support and empathy that you can only get from tens of thousands of internet strangers.
One of my brother’s friends crashed in my bed years ago and I left the next morning and came back and my bed was soaked bc he was drunk and pissed himself lmao. I thought it was a kinda common thing cause I hear about it often 🤷🏼♀️
— daisy noelle ❁ (@ysiad_rael) May 21, 2018
I thought this was normal lmao
— Nick (@iNickMclean) May 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/rje_44/status/998725305924837379
https://twitter.com/ROASTKWEEN/status/998775561710374912
I peed myself onstage at a concert in front of thousands of people because I drank beer and had a fit of allergy-induced sneezes and I don’t even have an ex to blackmail me so 🤷🏼♀️
— Coryelle Thomas (@CoryelleThomas) May 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/BASED_GOSH/status/999090014528028673
There’s a lesson here for all of us: if you piss yourself when you’re drunk, uh, tell the entire internet? Actually, come to think of it, I’m not sure there is a lesson here.