obama: after all these years, i still believe in america
trump: the piss story about me is fake
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) January 11, 2017
TRUMP: Now, does anyone have any questions
[Every reporter raises hand]
TRUMP: KEEPING IN MIND I explained about the piss
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 11, 2017
They say Trump is such a great deal-maker, but there are millions of women who would piss on him for free.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) January 11, 2017
imagining those FBI guys explaining to trump about the piss rumor makes this all worth it
— libby watson (@libbycwatson) January 11, 2017
URINE FOR COUNTLESS BAD TRUMP PISS JOKES TONIGHT
— Sam Escobar ?? (@myhairisblue) January 11, 2017
This is all just liberal media spin. Those Russian women had both just been stung by jellyfish.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 11, 2017
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017
As inevitable headlines go, “Trump Campaign Manager Arrested for Assault,” is second only to “Trump Caught Paying Prostitute To Pee On Him.”
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) March 29, 2016
Sexual pervert Anthony Weiner has zero business holding public office.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 10, 2013
The golden rule of negotiation: He who has the gold makes the rules.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2015
President-elect Donald Trump?’s plane given a water salute as it takes off from NY to the White House? for his meeting with President Obama pic.twitter.com/XFY6xsX8Zi
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 10, 2016
FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017