Powerful white male who inherited all of his obscene wealth from another powerful white male, Donald Trump Jr., has had a crack at making a “funny” on Twitter today about socialism, and boy howdy did it go down like a lead balloon in a house fire covered in turds.
Using his young daughter Chloe (dude, don’t use your kid like that you gronk), who had just returned from trick or treating at Halloween, the President’s son tweeted out how he was going to give half her candy to “some kid who sat at home” in a completely stupid attempt to bag welfare or “hand-outs”.
I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017
Oh Donny boy. I barely passed my bachelor of arts degree and even I know you’ve utterly cooked it in your description of what socialism entails.
And I’m definitely not alone with the usual (and delightful, when it comes to a Trump) Twitter pile-on kicking off full force:
You literally took her door-to-door demanding free handouts. https://t.co/DGwsw2a7MB
— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) October 31, 2017
bitch halloween is pretty much the most socialist holiday there is https://t.co/fmRpOiu67a
— ????Goth Ms. Gristle⚰ (@spookperson) November 1, 2017
My man, "socialism" was her getting that free candy in the first place. You taking half for reasons she can't understand is capitalism https://t.co/w9x9zB0xLA
— ????????The News???????? (@Bearpigman) October 31, 2017
if you wanted to teach her the socialist joys of sharing with others in your community you could always take her…trick-or-treating https://t.co/JfxvEeL1ki
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 1, 2017
Whilst the piss poor attempt at critiquing socialism was easy fodder, some pulled up Mini Trump instead for his blatant typo in a tweet ostensibly about educating a toddler:
Will you teach her the difference between “to” and “too?” https://t.co/9XKbGQcSGn
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 1, 2017
Is it too early to teach her the correct usage of "to" and "too"? Like, "Daddy will be in jail soon. And grandpa will be 'too'".
— Patrick Ryan (@thepatrickryan_) November 1, 2017
Others went down the approach of coming up with counterpart methods in how to teach young Chloe about capitalism instead:
gonna teach my kid about capitalism by informing her that, since i own the bucket she used, the candy she gathered is mine lol
— Elizaboo! Bruenig (@ebruenig) November 1, 2017
i'm gonna take all her candy & give her back one piece then bomb a hospital in an oil-rich nation to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/2z4KiUeW1u
— lucy valentine (@LucyXIV) October 31, 2017
I'll take 1/2 my kids candy, store it in a Cyprus tax shelter, then declare bankruptcy to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/7OAOjFYjQx
— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) November 1, 2017
why dont you sit at home, make her collect all the candy, and then have her come back and give you 90% of it; teach her capitalism https://t.co/0LFKxV95uT
— Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@richard_kyanka) October 31, 2017
then make her work 60 hours a week for a bag of skittles meant to feed a family of four to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/VWymdZI6Mv
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) November 1, 2017
And some just wanted to go to town on the fucker:
Showed this tweet to my children to teach them about idiots who were born on third base but think they hit a triple. https://t.co/aINjPKGYjJ
— Vali Chandrasekaran (@therealvali) November 1, 2017
Hate to say this but Chloe really half-assed it out there my dude https://t.co/ajCgEIMc1K
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 1, 2017
She was given candy for free.
You inherited all your money.
You met with Russian spies.
It’s “too”. https://t.co/Bsf5wkQxST
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 1, 2017
Happy Halloween, you're on a website where Don Trump Jr. uses his daughter as a prop to mock poor people.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 1, 2017
LMAO eat shit Donny.
Now class, what do need to remember? Say it with me now. NEVER. TWEET.
(Follow me @mitchfel tho).