OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.
Power couple, extraordinarily attractive pair of humans, and possessors of quite possibly the greatest relationship currently walking the face of the earth, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have revealed a full Australian tour for this coming summer, bringing their unique love to stages right across the nation.
You read that right. Ron Swason and Tammy Two will be hitting up major cities across the nation for their “Summer of 69: No Apostrophe” tour, which is promising “songs, funny talking, heavy ribaldry, light petting, and an astonishing final act of completion.”
The hyper raunchy and extremely candid stage show has been making the rounds of the US all year. This will be its first visit to our familiar shores.
In a statement for the tour announcement, Mullally described the show as definitely not-family friendly.
“[It’s] like comedic sex-ed. I think the show will be rather graphic so, you know, don’t bring your 7-year-old, but we hope to be very informative. It’s very all-American, really. It’s going to be a variety show comprised of talking, singing and sex acts.”
Meanwhile Offerman made sure to point out the subtle implication of the show’s subtitle.
“There’s an important subtitle in the show, and it’s ‘no apostrophe’. It’s about the greatest love relationship of all time.”
Tickets go on sale to Live Nation members tomorrow morning. The general public can get at them from Friday morning (August 28th).
FULL DATES!
NICK OFFERMAN & MEGAN MULLALLY – “SUMMER OF 69: NO APOSTROPHE” TOUR
Friday January 29th – State Theatre, Sydney NSW
Saturday January 30th – Theatre Royal, Hobart TAS
Sunday January 31st – Hamer Hall, Melbourne VIC
Tuesday February 2nd – Astor Theatre, Perth WA
Thursday February 4th – Adelaide Festival Centre, Adelaide SA
Saturday February 6th – QPAC, Brisbane QLD
Thursday February 11th – Bruce Mason Centre, Takapuna Beach NZ
Friday February 12th – Opera House, Wellington NZ
HOLY FREAKIN’ HELL SO KEEN.
