Trump’s Horrific Cheerleading Routine Cops A Trap Remix Nobody Asked For

First, an admission.

Your humble narrator exists in competing states of near-constant bewilderment and acceptance that Donald Trump is a thing. A thing that’s happening. A thing that still has a worryingly sizeable opportunity to run for a spot in The White House. 

This harrowing #feel of morbid, self-sustaining curiosity/terror even propelled The Great Orange One onto PEDESTRIAN.TV’s list of Top Ten Pop-Culture Moments in 2015. 
The thing is, it ain’t 2015 any more, but the Don is sticking around. His latest contribution to the political landscape was this performance by The Freedom Kids, a bunch of innocent, brainwashed children, God, someone PLEASE HELP THEM Trump-lovin’ tykes who gave a stirring sing-song before one of his rallies.

We were on the cusp of understanding, but after hearing this trap remix from Seattle-based producer Eliminate, it all makes sense. 

DJ Trump – Take Em Down (Eliminate Remix)

I HAD NO IDEA TRUMP WAS DOWN WITH THE TRAP LIFE

Posted by Eliminate on Thursday, 14 January 2016

Look at the comments, memein’ up a storm too.



Bra-fucking-vo.
It’s the only fitting response to a guy who looks far too much like Pepe The Frog to really be allowed near the U.S Presidency.

Oh well. The struggle is finished. We have won the victory over ourselves. We love Donald Trump.

Source: Facebook. 
Photo: Scott Olson / Getty. 


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