At this point it should be fairly obvious that Donald Trump, being a semi-senile old rich man who has thoroughly settled into his ways over the course of a supremely privileged life – has very little in the way of respect for the preexisting protocols of the White House. But a new New York Times report points out that the president’s private calls are being listened in on by spies for foreign governments because he simple refuses to stop talking on his iPhone.
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The report, from Matthew Rosenberg and Maggie Haberman, confirms that Trump rings his old mates on his personal mobile to blab about any old shit to a captive audience of Chinese and Russian spies:
Mr. Trump’s aides have repeatedly warned him that his cellphone calls are not secure, and they have told him that Russian spies are routinely eavesdropping on the calls, as well. But aides say the voluble president, who has been pressured into using his secure White House landline more often these days, has still refused to give up his iPhones. White House officials say they can only hope he refrains from discussing classified information when he is on them.
It’s a good security protocol, in my opinion. Trump calls his old golfing buddies to talk shit about all the models he could have slept with in the 80s if, you know, he had just wanted to, and the government security guys just pray that he doesn’t mention the nuclear codes while he’s doing it.
The article quotes anonymous intelligence sources who say they’ve learned spies are very much tuning in to Trump’s mobile phone conversations as a way of working out how his diseased old man brain works – what sort of arguments sway him, the people who hold influence with him, and so on.
Among those Trump apparently rings on the reg is Las Vegas casino magnate Steve Wynn. Those convos are guaranteed to be some of the horniest pieces of audio ever captured in the history of man.
You can read the whole, wild yarn over this-a-way.
