For those of you who have been waiting with bated breath to see Donald Trump added to the Hall of Presidents attraction at Walt Disney World… your time is now. The weird, garish animatronic model of ‘Big Don’ himself is here.

For those of who are unaware, the Hall of Presidents is an attraction at Disney World in which weird robot versions of the presidents lecture you about the fundamental goodness of American liberty. It’s a whole thing. You may recall there was a bit a of a rumoured kerfuffle around Trump’s robot, with sources alleging there was behind-the-scenes drama on who would be writing his script and what it might say.

(Disney disputed those reports, originally published in Motherboard, and specifically rejected the suggestion that Trump’s robot almost didn’t have any dialogue at all.)

Well he’s here folks – and he looks just as horrific as you could possibly imagine! Behold!

As part of the show, George Washington introduces Trump, who then recites the oath of office, He then proceeds with a short spiel, recorded by the big man himself:

From the beginning, America has been a nation defined by its people. At our founding, it was the American people who rose up to defend our freedoms and win our independence. It was why our founders began our great constitution with three very simple words: we the people. Since that moment, each generation of Americans has taken its place in the defense of our freedom, our flag, and our nation under God.

These are the achievements of the American spirit—the spirit of a people who fought and died to bring the blessings of liberty to all our people. Above all, to be an American is to be an optimist, to believe that we can always do better and that the best days of our great nation are still ahead of us. It’s a privilege to serve as the president of the United States, to stand here among so many great leaders of our past, and to work on behalf of the American people.

Though that doesn’t sound like anything Trump would actually say, they absolutely nailed Trump’s shitty weird tie etiquette on the robot. The guy’s ties suck and they end way too far past his belt.

Image: Disney