Please Spare A Moment For US Tropical Depression Karen, Set To Fall Apart “At Any Time”

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It’s been a rough trot for lonely Karen in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Firstly, she was named, well… Karen by The National Hurricane Center, which obviously catapulted her into the same echelon as those who speak to managers and sport stunning side fringes with spiky rears. The internet did not hold back.

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Think that was it? Think we’d give darlin’ Karen a rest? Try again, sweetie.

Karen was then downgraded to a tropical depression, after it was announced that she was expected to fall apart “at any time” and wouldn’t get too far before dissipating entirely.

With this declaration, Karen quickly captured the hearts of us all, becoming a symbol of relatable despair and pessimism.

The entirety of Twitter, who all understandably saw themselves in Karen, began to send their condolences in droves.

She has since become the most relatable non-human entity to have ever existed.

She did in fact fall apart on Friday at 5PM, coinciding with the usual time I fall apart as well. See? I told you… Karen’s relatable as fuck, and will continue to be relatable as she lives on in our hearts and minds forever.

Everyone, chuck your deuces up for Karen.

You the real MVP, Miss Thing. No manager will change that.

Source: National Hurricane Center

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