This Townsville Learner Driver Is A Contender For Australia’s Loosest Unit

Townsville, Caleb Camp

We Aussies love to put on a polite face for the rest of the world. We ship Cate Blanchett off to win Academy Awards, and we send Hugh Jackman to delight the punters on Broadway with his Boy From Oz routine. We proudly show off our Harbour Bridges and Opera Houses and our various other architectural wonders. When you come right down to it, though, and you strip away all the falsehoods and the make-believe layers of civility and refinement, the truth is that we are ALL Townsville teenager Caleb Camp. Every last one of us. Just watch this amazing 7 News bulletin from this morning and tell me I’m wrong:

There you have it, folks. This video is the true, chaotic energy of our sunburnt country. This video is the koala that pisses on tourists, the dingo that snatches babies, the bush ranger that fashions a suit of armor from bulletproof steel. When your overseas friends ask what Australia is like, just cut the crap, show them this video and tell them they’d better strap the fuck in and be ready. 7 News Townsville, we thank you for bringing us this beautiful piece of content, and for holding a mirror up to show us as we truly are. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE.

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