Tourist Photographs A Crocodile Named Brutus Eating A Shark


Of all the things that people enjoy seeing, hefty Australian fauna gorging themselves on fellow hefty Australian fauna is right on up there; it’s a matter of national pride.

This time around a tourist visiting the Adelaide River, Sydneysider Andrew Paice, captured The Little 5.5 Metre Croc That Could straight up eating a shark. The crocodile in question, named Brutus, is one arm short of a full croc and something of a local legend. Supposedly he lost his arm to a shark bite back in the day and has evidently been playing the long game. 

They say the greatest revenge is success. And so, Brutus ate a shark:


This, my fellow Australians, is the face of a shark whose Daily Horoscope failed to fucking mention this.

Images via NT News by Andrew Paice

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