Topless Woman Goes Nuts In McDonalds, Stops To Inhale Ice Cream

Today in nope: Security footage of a deranged individual in a g-string going ape shit at a McDonalds in St. Petersburg, Florida paints a horrific picture of the lengths people will go to to eat ice cream. For reasons unknown, the thongs/thong sporting agent of chaos is seen toppling cash registers, getting medieval on a refrigerator, then pausing to guzzle ice cream straight from the nozzle before making her escape with a fistful of french fries. This is like a PSA for a drug that doesn’t even exist yet.