Tony Abbott Is Apparently Slightly More Popular Now

Tony Abbott might soon be able to stop eating his lunch in the toilets and move up to the popular table (or at least the sexually active band geeks) if the latest polls are anything to go by. Much like the pizza base that he could have put that raw onion on, Tones’ personal approval rating has slightly risen, up 3.5% from February.

Per The Guardian, a poll of 2,400 people conducted by Seven News ReachTel showed that 24.6% of respondents rated his performance as bloody good or good, while his disapproval rating also dropped by 4.2%. Meaning that 58.5% of people thought he was still doing a pretty shit job of leading the country.

So what led to the rise? Well, there was the fish sticks incident.

And then… the onion.

Maybe it was fact that he announced a  $100 million boost to preserving the Great Barrier Reef or..  we ~literally~ cannot find anything else of note he’s done in the past month.

It must have been the onion.

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