Yesterday, Tony Abbott accidentally crashed a Greens Christmas Party when he swung by the Alexandria Hotel in Sydney for a bevvy at the exact same time as 100+ members and supporters of the South Sydney Greens.

Obviously this is Very Important News That Is In The Public Interest, because according to one witness, “he’s a ruthless cunt on the piss”.

Tony Abbott Crashed A Greens Xmas Party, Is A “Ruthless C*nt On The Piss”

Sweet Jesus if this guy wasn’t responsible for some of the best live-tweeting all year:

Tony Abbott Crashed A Greens Xmas Party, Is A “Ruthless C*nt On The Piss”

But BACK TO THAT GATE-CRASHING TONY, hey?

So yes, Tones awkwardly sunk piss just metres away from the South Sydney Greens’ Xmas party, and while the *exact* distance is unknown at this point, Greens supporter Elisabeth Brassé told the Daily Mail “he was just sitting near them.”

Further reports from party attendees confirm the sighting:

Considering The Alexandria Hotel updated their Facebook profile picture to the below mere hours after the story broke, chances of it getting covered on the evening news (right after the tornado warning) are high AF. It’s a waiting game at this point.

Story: Daily Mail.
Photo: @AllConnected8