Yesterday, Tony Abbott accidentally crashed a Greens Christmas Party when he swung by the Alexandria Hotel in Sydney for a bevvy at the exact same time as 100+ members and supporters of the South Sydney Greens.
Obviously this is Very Important News That Is In The Public Interest, because according to one witness, “he’s a ruthless cunt on the piss”.
I’ll give this for Tone, I’ve seen him smash three pints and a glass of red since I’ve been here. He’s a ruthless cunt on the piss.
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) December 15, 2015
Can confirm that @TonyAbbottMHR is eating a steak and doesn’t appear to feed on the misery of refugees as previously thought.
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) December 15, 2015
Maybe that’s for dessert.
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) December 15, 2015
For the amount @TonyAbbottMHR has had to drink (a lot) I haven’t seen him go to piss even once. Dark magic is at play here.
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) December 15, 2015
Overheard at the Tony Abbot table: “Christ that’s a good drop of red, mate.”
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) December 15, 2015
But BACK TO THAT GATE-CRASHING TONY, hey?
So yes, Tones awkwardly sunk piss just metres away from the South Sydney Greens’ Xmas party, and while the *exact* distance is unknown at this point, Greens supporter Elisabeth Brassé told the Daily Mail “he was just sitting near them.”
Further reports from party attendees confirm the sighting:
That awkward moment when Tony Abbott shows up at the same pub as the local Greens end of year party…
— spooky mayonnaise (@bliumchik) December 15, 2015
Drinking beers with Tony Abbott at our local Greens end of year Xmas party was a strange feeling
— Jarah Crook (@jarahcrook) December 15, 2015
Considering The Alexandria Hotel updated their Facebook profile picture to the below mere hours after the story broke, chances of it getting covered on the evening news (right after the tornado warning) are high AF. It’s a waiting game at this point.
Story: Daily Mail.
Photo: @AllConnected8
