Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Dropped The Bombshell To End Them All & Australia Is Shook

Quoth the entire Australian population watching Channel 9 between the hours of 7pm and 8pm tonight: WHAT THE FUCK?!

After an entire season of building us up to root for sweet cowboy Sean and his graceful, kind “wife” Susan (to the point where we wrote an article about how genuine they were!), ‘Married At First Sight‘ goes and takes a big shit on our collective hearts by showing us Susan dumping him at their final Commitment Ceremony.

?? #9Married pic.twitter.com/N6aguBPTvO

— MarriedAtFirstSight (@MarriedAU) March 26, 2017

And not only must we watch the demise of TV’s sweetest partnership for the trifling reason of “not wanting to leave everything I’ve ever known to live with some guy I met on a reality show“, we also have to bear witness to the commitment of the most NO!-inducing couple in the history of on-screen couples: Nadia and bloody Anthony!

Needless to say, the Public is not impressed.

How I feel about Susan and Sean right now @MarriedAU #9married #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/Tmj2VIMfgL

— ILIANA (@kiingbiebs) March 26, 2017

#9Married Whaaaaaat? Nooooooo. I’m doing archery into my own face.

— Sally Sara (@sallyjsara) March 26, 2017

this whole show is a lie what the fuck was that #MarriedAtFirstSight

— Molly Maguire (@mollyxxm) March 26, 2017

Awwww Susan. Just move to the farm and build an air conditioned house FFS #9married #MAFS #marriedatfirstsight @MarriedAU

— Becof6 (@Becof6) March 26, 2017

Anthony on #MarriedAtFirstSight is proof that evil always wins. #absolutecunt

— Beta Iota (@beta_iota) March 26, 2017

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING #9Married #MarriedAtFirstSight

— meagan/blogger (@cookingabun) March 26, 2017

URGH. Love is a lie. The bad guys always win. I have to go lie down.