HOUSE OF CARDS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN MY MESSAGE REQUEST FOLDER RIGHT NOW pic.twitter.com/QISqXDNpT2
— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) April 11, 2016
A local McDonald’s owner told the Clarksville Leaf-Chronicle that the story was “too crazy to believe” and that Raby sounds like “a yo-yo, an idiot person”. Look, maybe. But nobody can possibly dispute that deeply weird shit happens past 11pm at McDonalds. It’s a strange, eldritch place in which the possible is limitless and the limitless is possible.