This Japanese Baseball Mascot Has Been Sourced Direct From Your Nightmares

Who doesn’t love Japan? The entire country’s commitment to cuteness is incredible – from Pikachus on the sides of trains to anthropomorphised noodle characters to tiny, tiny kitchens, it’s a wonderland of childlike, cartoonish WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

That, friends, is the new mascot for the Chiba Lotte Marines baseball team. And also the figure that will be haunting your nightmares from now until your dying day. 
Or, if Twitter is to be believed, the best meme going right now.

The soul-chilling two-part fish man is not the only ghoulish mascot on the circuit either – not by a long shot. 

What the hell, Japan?! Not cool!

NOT. COOL. 

Source: Twitter.
Image: Twitter / @renonn_.

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