Instagram‘s rudey nudey algorithms are getting a bit of a workout thanks to Genderless Nipples – a daring account that, well, yeah it pretty much does what it says on the packet.
It’s just an account full of nips. That’s it. Just a whole lineup of nips.
The nip shots are closeups of all genders, which effectively sends the platform’s nudity algorithms into a damn tizzy because it can’t tell whether it’s an allowable nip or not.
There is a distinction between biological sex and the social construct of gender. ?? You wanna be part of our change? Send us your nipple! To get featured please take a reference from our pictures on the account currently: -good light -sharp -from a “coke can” distance we still crop it -shaved (to make it extra hard for instagram) -direct the nip straight into the camera
Who owns that nipple, dear Instagram nudity review? You don’t know. You can’t tell the difference. How do you like THEM apples, huh?
Instagram actually deleted one of the images last week, which was actually a male nipple, so that’s that point proven. Ha. Suck it.
NEWS: We just had one of our male nipples removed. Instagram, you can’t even tell the difference between male and female nipples; who could!? So why even bother banning female nipples if they can be so similar????????? Ps. Thanks everyone for returning tonour account @genderlessnipples is a fake Instagram account.
The account was created by Evelyne Wyss, and is open to ‘nipple donations’ from supporters. The only requirement is that it has to be ‘hairless & hard’, because that’s the best way to trick the technology.
That’s right, you too can be a genderless nipple and help out with the fight against Instagram’s double standards.
Let the nipple be free, my comrades.
Photo: Comedy Central.