The True Hero Of The Trump / Clinton Debate Was Ken Bone, Sweater-Wearer

It was a red-sweatered hero by the name of Kenneth Bone (a.k.a. Ken Bone / Bone Thugs N’ Harmony / The Big Dawg / Punisher). My dude Ken asked a real basic energy question: “What will it take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly?”

Tonight.. A star was born. World, meet Kenneth Bone. Ken Bone, meet the world. https://t.co/O9zMvjicmh

— Jordie ?? (@BarstoolJordie) October 10, 2016

Look at Ken. Indisputably the beating heart of a nation, this calm Guess Who character candidate simply sat and waited patiently for his chance to ask a highly reasonably question. He is the heartbeat of a nation.

Everyone immediately decided he was a ledge and a hero, which he is:

The REAL star of #debatenight? Kenneth Bone, uncommitted voter pic.twitter.com/hmqWggkdr7

— Ron Sullivan (@CornerPubRon) October 10, 2016

It took like two seconds for people to make shirts about him. That’s how efficient everybody on the planet now is at being extremely moronic:

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Kenneth Bone was the real MVP pic.twitter.com/WHXkjR6VBM

— Eric ? (@FuckEricc) October 10, 2016

His sweater ignited the passions of a nation.

My next sweater will come from the Kenneth Bone Collection! #kennethbone pic.twitter.com/ruS55h3k9Y

— Miles’ WX Chasing© (@StCroixStorms) October 10, 2016

Silver lining of the evening: found my Halloween costume. #KennethBone pic.twitter.com/NYgnp4bYqx

— Jack Walsh (@jwalsh91) October 10, 2016

Eagle-eyed viewers noticed that Ken hung around at the end of the debate and took photos… on an actual disposable camera. Which still exist, apparently, and are in the possession of one Ken Bone, patriot.

Ken Bone taking a picture with his disposable camera so it lasts forever. Legend #debate https://t.co/s1mktzBr7p

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 10, 2016