‘The Project’ Explains All The Places Abbott Should Go With Dr.Seuss Whimsy

If you’re a little concerned or confused about the amount that ex-Prime Minister Tony Abbott is still in the headlines, don’t stress – you’re not alone. 

Since being boffed out of the head honcho role, Tones been heading all over the globe to tell people about his delightfully stupid border policies (remember when we had to listen to him say ‘STOP THE BOATS’ every three seconds? Those were the days!) and also, his personal anti-same-sex marriage stance
He’s still currently a backbencher for the Liberal party and the Member of Warringah, but many are getting quite vocal that his time in politics is DUNZO.
 
So, The Project is here to help, with the assistance of Amanda Vanstone and Andrew P Street, to explain the situation to you in the style of Dr. Seuss. Which is the best style of all. 
Watch below:

Personally, we now refuse to listen to any political argument unless it reminds us of ‘Green Eggs & Ham’. Okay? Great.
Source: The Project / Twitter.
Photo: The Project / Twitter.

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