Rule 34 of the Internet states if something exists, a porn will be made of it.
If Twitter’s latest adoption of Arthur The Aardvark is anything to go by, Rule 34.1 states if you can’t outright animate characters doing the dirty, y’all can at least dub screenshots with smutty captions.
ICYMI, even outside of the already widely-adopted Arthur fist meme, there’s a wealth of premium grot out there. Behold, a selection curated by the best minds Reddit has to offer:
They’d like you to stop. Please. You monsters.
Which, to be frank, is nearly all of ’em. London also wrote ‘‘our hope is that Arthur and his friends will be depicted in a way that is respectful and appropriate for all audiences,” which is a pretty unlikely proposal at this point.
The Boston Globe even reached out to Marc Brown, the creator of the original book series, but he didn’t immediately respond. We imagine replying to media enquiries would infringe on his busy schedule of rocking back and forth while weeping.
Source: Boston Globe / Reddit.
Photo: @nochillarthur / Twitter.